April 2012
Mom: Okay, we’ll go to the mall so I can make my meeting and then go to the movies.
Me: Mom, I would literally be breaking the law if I went to the mall.
Mom: Yolo nigga.
Oh god, this woman.
I wish my eyes could take pictures →
lulz-time:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
jill-ie:
i doubt anyone does lolol
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
what you said: Im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: Im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people im never coming back I hate you and your cooking sucks
sherlockshiverandshake:
klexquisite:
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i hate those commercials that are like
omghilariousblog:
this is a poptart:
and this is a warm, flaky toaster strudel:
Dont be sad,click this and laugh!
dancingaroundhogwarts:
loveliesmeetme:
thelaurenproject:
what if for April Fools’ Day
tumblr goes down
just stays down all day
and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
OMG OMG NO
March 2012
beyoncebeytwice:
chromo-somes:
beyoncebeytwice:
today in class i was eating pretzels but i was eating too fast and i like started choking and gagging and this boy that i kinda like was sitting next to me and instead of giving me mouth to mouth and falling in love with me like in the movies he just stared at me so i dont like him anymore
i cannot breathe omfg
yea neither could i
Ask your crush out on April Fools....
If she says YES:
If she says NO:
APRIL FOOLS BITCH, SWAG
Meanwhile, at the Cornucopia...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: YOLO.
Anonymous asked: hooo my lord, you're so cute
How to blow a bubble:
omghilariousblog:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
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When people on facebook claim pictures as their...
heyfunniest:
Anonymous asked: you need jesus in your life..
